Mr. Magnificent Setup

Good evening fellow necromaniacs. I'm so glad so many of you could come.

This page you can read the comments other people have left us. I would like to point out to all of your market researchers that we do not sell, rent or otherwise provide you with the email addresses of our loyal or not so loyal audience.

For all of those who want to leave us messages, you can safely do so, we will do whatever we can to protect your email address.

But realize, if you leave us a negative review, you will be shot.

And here we go, kiddies! Let's see how this is going to work.
- Keenan Powell